Racing The Clock

"NO TIME !!!"
At least that's what the wall clock seemed to be yelling out at him !
"Y'know, for once, it'd be nice to get someplace on time, for a change !", EuEarl said exasperatedly, as he set up the ironing board ! Usually Patience itself, at the moment EuEarl was struggling to tamp down his growing agitation ! Their nephew Q-Bubba had given them two tickets he'd gotten to the Allenvale University Theater for the 25th Anniversary screening of AN AMERICAN IN PARIS Thursday night! Georges Guetary himself was scheduled to be there !  In Person !! Now, the only thing EuEarl loved more than his hair or KC was Golden Era Hollywood films !! However, the screening was set to begin at 7:30 that evening & as Fate would have it, they'd gotten off work late.
Typically, their Thursday route, Euwalla- Allenvale-Eustace/Gun Barrel then back, would've been over & done by 5pm ! But, this morning, when they'd arrived at R.Tex Butane, their usual tanker truck wouldn't start & they'd had to sign out a standby & wait for it's tank to be filled. Then, once they were finally on the road, about a mile or so south of Kemp, they discovered that a 5 mile stretch of Hwy175 was shut down to single lanes, both ways !
EuEarl's "G'DAMMIT !!!" could've been heard all the way to Athens !
By the time they'd finally gotten back to the RTex depot, it was a quarter after six !
EuEarl had floor'd the pedal all the way home, practically jumping out of the truck before even shifting it into Park !
 KC couldn't help but be amused ! While EuEarl had sprinted through a shower, shave & brushing  his teeth, ( Even spending less than 5 minutes on his hair !! ) KC himself had done those exact same things over the sink, as he'd done a million times or more back in his rodeo days, and was now spic, span & ready to go ! As he stood watching EuEarl's fevered ironing, KC realized he was hungry ! He walked over to the cupboard.,opened it & took out a couple of plastic zip-top sandwich bags. Then, opening the adjoining cupboard, he filled both bags from the box of Sugar Crispies cereal there. They'd make a nice lil quick snack, 'cause, "Ain't gon' be stopping at no Dairy Queen's fer supper beforehand, that's fer sure !" , he thought to himself . For while it would only take them 15 minutes to drive over to Allenvale U., especially if EuEarl drove ( It wasn't even 7pm, yet. ), having also seen how lovingly sweet EuEarl's slacks encased his butt cheeks, KC had divined that they were about to lose at least another 10 minutes !!
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A Peach

 

"These dishes ain't gonna wash theyselves.", KC said, as he gathered up their plates & cutlery .  His words, along with the clatter of the dinnerware, shook EuEarl out of his mental wanderings. He watched as his cowboy sauntered over to the sink. It would never have entered KC's mind, consciously or subconsciously, to attempt a sexy or seductive walk, yet, something about the way he moved always sent the blood flooding into EuEarl's cock ! " DAMN !!" he thought to himself !

KC was almost rail thin , though there was slight musculature. Still, however much EuEarl loved him, he had to admit that KC had practically no ass. And from the very first stirrings of puberty,  EuEarl had always been about Ass ! Man Ass Specifically !! "Pre-ordained, in fact,", he thought now,  recalling an early experience in the Music Room of a small Episcopal church in Baton Rouge when he was 12. His introduction to Anal that day had been, it seemed to him later, divinely guided. After all, neither he nor his Granny were church goers, let alone Episcopalian, so his passing by the church that Sunday afternoon well after services, carrying a knapsack full of peaches he'd just picked, to find Theo sitting out on the rear steps ....well, given what happened, with whom & where, it just had to have been the Good Lord's intention that EuEarl discover ass fuckin' that day; right ?!

" And that piece of heavenly ass was well worth givin' up a half dozen peaches for !". EuEarl recalled fondly.,smiling to himself. He looked once more at KC's posterior. EuEarl sighed. " Ain't much there, but to me he's a fucking Orchard !!" He stood up & walked over 'til he stood side-by-side with  KC. 

KC glanced over at him a couple of times. "You want sum'thin' ?" EuEarl smiled, stared, but kept quiet. 

"Still hungry ?"  Choosing not to go for the obvious reply, KC's partner remained silent. .KC rinsed off the last dish, pulled the stopper from the drain, splashed a bit of water around to rinse away the remaining soap suds, then wiped his hands on the slightly damp dishcloth. "Ya spook me when ya just stand there sayin' nuthin' like that, y'know ?"

EuEarl suddenly clasped his left hand on KC's butt & took a hard squeeze !! "I don't mean to spook ya, baby. I do mean to ride ya, though." With his left hand still firmly, albeit gropingly, in place,  EuEarl thrust his tongue, like a spear, as far into KC's right ear as it would reach , wiggling the tip slowly & sloppily inside !

KC, had he been familiar with the word 'synapses', would have wagered that each & every one of his were firing napalm !  "Damn, son !", he spoke huskily, "What's got int'a you ?".

"Did I smell a peach cobbler tonight ?"

KC looked perplexed. "Huh ?...No.. no kind'a dessert."

"Well, that's okay...", EuEarl said as he took KC's face in his hands & brought it forward for a deep kiss.. " I'll bring ya six peaches tomorrow." 

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Life Before KC

"Your mom called while you were in the shower."
"Really ?" EuEarl continued to towel himself down.
"And what did the mother of this recently fucked silly white boy  have to say to the Big Black Buck who done it ?"
 Kyle looked at EuEarl quizzically. Weird way to talk regarding one's mother, he thought.
Well...", he replied, " As a matter of fact, she said, ' You're colored. This is Eustace Earl's mother. When he's done, have him call me, please.' . She didn't seem too surprised that a black man would be in your hotel room.".
EuEarl made no reply, but thought to himself, "Naw... She wouldn't be, by now. "



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31. Winder Peakin'

Uh, huh ! At it again, just like ever'  other time he came by !
Them two purt near spent their lives either a'fuck'n &
suck'n or drivin' their beat up old truck !
" My truck ain't neither beat up ! ", KC might've
said, had he heard the thought . However,
at the moment, even if the grinning viewer had made
the comment out loud, the constant slapping of pelvis against
buttocks , in addition to the gaspings & gruntin's of
KC & EuEarl's love-making would have made it in-audible !
   Though tempted to squeeze his already swollen crotch,  the auburn hair'd goat-roper pushed back from the window instead.
"Well, sir,", he thought to himself, " Cain't hang ou'cher all day.
They's news to spread !"