Honeymoon Guests

Literally, before Bob had time to set the parking brake,after pulling into the graveled drive, Tecumseh had crawled over him & lept out of his vehicle. 

Having driven from Dayton, Ohio that morning into Illinois, he & Tecumseh were now at the furthest most southern tip of that state, where the Ohio & Mississippi Rivers meet. They'd taken the next to last exit off the highway, as instructed, before crossing the state line into Missouri. Friends of Tecumseh's, Kenny Wyatt & his girlfriend Susie, lived nearby. Just before he & Bob had left Ohio early that morning, he'd called ahead to see if it would be convenient for the two of them to stop by. The number, which Tecumseh hadn't used in over a year, had been dis-connected, but fortunately the operator had found their new number & dialed it for him. Kenny had said that it would not only be convenient, but mandatory for them to stop by  ! Also, that Tecumseh & his friend were welcome to stay overnight, as well, if they liked !

It had been Kenny who had facilitated Tecumseh's entry into porn work, initially. After he'd quit his rodeo clown gig, he'd found himself  in New York City at loose ends, with a rapidly thinning wallet. By chance, he & Kenny had crossed paths while literally crossing Times Square, from opposite sides. Kenny, already an established name in the Straight Migdet Porn world, had been on his way to a shoot. As with most minorities, when you stumble upon your own kind, you reach out to connect, even if with no more than a amiable nod in their direction, but on this specific occasion, the porn shoot Kenny was headed for happened to have a wild west theme ! And hundreds of years after the initial sell of Staten Island, Native Americans weren't exactly thick on the ground in the Big Apple ! While Kenny didn't believe in Providence, he very much believed in leaping on an opportunity when one presented itself !

Theatrically, Kenny had raised his right hand, palm out & in a joking tone, had said, "HOW !  Hey, Tiny Tonto, how'd ya like to make $100 for an afternoon of snatch tag ? " 

"That depends.", had been Tecumseh's dry reply. "Is the offer still open after I kick your ass for calling me 'Tiny Tonto' ?!"

Kenny, all the while noticing Tecumseh's face harden & his hands form into fists, had let out a huge laugh ! He'd patted Tecumseh repeatedly on both his shoulders & said, " Bud, you & me are gonna be great friends for a very long time !" 

And so they were !

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Bob watched as the two short studs chest bumped & kidded one another on how "...Run down, old & ugly!" the other had gotten since they'd last seen each other two years ago. Bob felt a little guilty for it, but as he watched them together, he couldn't help briefly imagining the two of them naked & sweaty together ! He immediately shook the thought out of his head !

"Lost the mustache, I see." 

"Had to. It'd gotten so long, I was tripping on it !"

"You're still trippin' !", Tecumseh howled ! "Bob ! Bob ! Come on over here & meet my man, Kenny !"

Bob stepped out of his long blue ride, walked over to Kenny & extended his hand. " Hi, Mr. Wyatt."

Kenny barked jovially,. "Fuck that 'Mr. Wyatt' shit, man ! Name's Kenny ! Put 'er there !"

They shook hands. "Kenny", Bob corrected." It's really nice of you & your wife... uhm, I mean girlfriend... to put us up for the night !"

"No trouble, Bob... !" Kenny began to say more, but Tecumseh interrupted. " Where's Susie at ? Not in the house baking, is she ?  I warned her not to let you read  The Stepford Wives !"

Kenny guffawed. "Naw...Susie ain't here. Meant to tell ya earlier on the phone, Cumseh. She's at her sister's this week showing off our new baby !"

" 'Baby' !?!", Tecumseh exclaimed, wide eyed "You guys had a Baby ?!"

Kenny nodded. "Three weeks ago last Tuesday. A little girl ! Would'a let ya know, but you never seem to be rooted anywhere !"

"True enough, 'til now.". Tecumseh winked in Bob's direction. "Well, fuck ! Congratulations, man !" Tecumseh hugged his friend again. "Damn ! A Baby ! What's her name ?"

"Tiffany Anne Wyatt", Kenny groaned amusedly. "Susie's idea. Can ya imagine a daughter of mine named Tiffany Anne ? "

"I can't imagine a daughter of yours !", Tecumseh laughed.

"Yeah. It's pretty cool !". Kenny smiled contentedly. "Now, I got two of the most beautiful women on Earth in my Life !"

Bob felt a twinge as he listened, remembering his own two kids that he'd left behind. 

"C'mon, you two. Let's go inside & get you guys settled !"

Bob reached into the backseat for his & Cumseh's overnight bags. As he did, Kenny leaned in & whispered into Tecumseh's ear, " Married up, I see !"

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"So, how'd you & your wife meet ?", Bob asked, later that night. The three of them sat on the living room floor, in front of an enormous fireplace, eating pizza & sipping wine on a shaggy white throw rug . Kenny & Susie's house was a large two story . Almost a mansion to Bob's eyes. 12 rooms, 4 baths, with a 3 auto capacity garage & a large elevated deck pool/ jacuzzi out back ! "Bought & paid for by the toil & sweat of my prick ! ", Kenny had joked truthfully, earlier that evening. 

He had retired from the 'jizz biz'  two & a half years ago with a hefty sum that he'd shrewdly invested. Unbeknownst to most people, Kenny had come from a fairly well off mid-western banking family. He'd always been a popular kid & straight A student . He'd eventually graduate college with both a Business & Social Sciences Degree. And from the moment Kenny had felt that diploma in his hand, he'd known that his course in Life was gonna take a majorly radical trajectory ! 

Unlike Tecumseh, Kenny's own entry into the porn business had been thought out & deliberate. The day he'd hit New York City, he'd scanned the trades, made a list of potential employers & presented himself, pants down & cock erect, available for immediate employment. And almost overnight, he'd gone from comic novelty to headlining Porn Star ! True; Midget porn was a small niche market, no pun intended, but during his tenure, Kenny Wyatt ( He'd never considered using anything other than his real name.) dominated the genre like a Goliath !

It was while attending the Monterey Jazz Fest in '67, after shooting YOUNG MAN WITH A HARD HORN, that he'd met Susie ! " Man, I'd fucked every type of woman there is by that point, but when I met Susie, it felt like I was seeing the Female Sex for the very first time. We were simpatico right off the bat ! Some conversation, some pot, and  3 hours of  some of the most mind blowing fucking I'd ever experienced, all the while  listening to The WHO, Hendrix, Ravi Shankar & Joplin..." Kenny was almost rapt, caught up in the memory !" I knew. She knew. We moved in together the next day ! Been together ever since."

Kenny tossed his half eatened pizza in the box. " And I know you're wondering, 'What about the Porn' ? I told her all about it before we fucked that first time. She was cool with it. Like she's been cool with everything to do with me."

Kenny stood up & stretched."Mutual respect. Mutual understanding. That's a big part of what makes it work for us. What'll make it work for you guys, too." Kenny  walked over to Bob & stood with his legs slightly more parted than necessary. Bob, mouth full of pizza, stopped in mid chew. Something was on the verge of happening... or was he mis-reading Kenny's signals ?

"Susie understands that sometimes, I need some variety. And so long as I let her know, she doesn't mind occasionally inviting someone or more to join us. Know what I mean, Bob ?"

Bob did & he swallowed, but remained silent.

At that moment, as Kenny's hand slipped down to his crotch & began to kneed his wares, Tecumseh walked up to Kenny & slipping his arms around him from behind, began to nibble his way up the back of Kenny's neck, suckled on his earlobe momentarily, then jabbed his hot, moist tongue into Kenny's ear !

"Cumseh can tell ya.", Kenny gasped, tilting his head backward. " Susie & me. We're very open minded."

Cumseh looked up & with one eye on Bob, spoke softly, "It's alright, babe. No guy who's had one midget, hasn't wondered what it'd be like to have two." Tecumseh lowered his hands & began to undo Kenny's pants. Once they were unclasped, then un-zipped, he pulled out Kenny's hard cock & gripping it at the base, wagged it at his lover,cooing, "So, c'mon now, Bob. Find out !"

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