16. Nashes Neither

Mudflap County wasn't much. Mostly flat, red dirt dotted with a few scattered blades of grass sliced in two by two-lane blacktop. And though the boy's home was just a few yards off from the highway, there was hardly ever any traffic on the road since the new Interstate had opened back in '68.



Which suited them both fine,though, cause it had become their favorite past-time , during weekends , to clock how much sex they could churn out between vehicle sightings ! Luckily, they could always hear or catch sight of any trucks or cars that were headed their way in time to compose themselves.
Unless, of course, the 'churning' was too good ...!
KC : "Y'don't see them funny nosed Studebakers ...( Pant,Pant )...much...
( SCHLZEEEZZZ !! ) ...on the road no more !"
EuEarl : "Schlorp, Schlup, Shlurp !"
KC : " Y'know , yer right. Nashes neither."